
                   THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON


     ONE NIGHT WHEN HIS CHARGE WAS FULL CAPACITY' MICRO FARAD DECIDED

TO GET A CUTE LITTLE COIL TO DISCHARGE HIM. HE PICKED UP MILLIE AMP AND

TOOK HER FOR A RIDE IN HIS MEGACYCLE.

     THEY RODE ACROSS WHEAT STONE BRIDGE' AROUND THE SINE WAVE' INTO A

MAGNETIC FIELD NEXT TO A FLOWING CURRENT.

     MICRO FARAD' ATTRACTED BY MILLIE AMPS CHARACTERISTIC CURVE,

SOON HAD HER FIELD FULLY EXCITED.  HE LAID HER ON THE GROUND POTENTIAL'

RAISED HER FREQUENCY' LOWERED HER CAPACITANCE AND TOOK OUT HIS HIGH-

VOLTAGE PROBE.  HE INSERTED IT IN PARALLEL AND BEGAN TO SHORT CIRCUIT

HER SHUNT.  FULLY EXCITED' MILLIE AMP CRIED "OHM OHM' GIVE ME MHO!"

     WITH HIS TUBE AT MAXIMUM OUTPUT AND HER COIL VIBRATING FROM CURRENT

FLOW'  HER SHUNT SOON REACHED MAXIMUM HEAT.  THE EXCESS CURRENT HAD

GOTTEN HER SHUNT PRETTY HOT AND MICROS CAPACITANCE WAS RAPIDLY DIS-

CHARGED AND DRAINED OFF EVERY ELECTRON.

     THEY FLUXED ALL NIGHT' TRIED VARIOUS CONNECTIONS AND SOCKETS UNTIL

HIS BAR MAGNET HAD LOST ALL IT'S FIELD STRENGTH.  AFTERWARDS' MILLIE

AMP TRIED SELF INDUCTION AND DAMAGED HER SOLENOID.  WITH HIS BATTERY

FULLY DISCHARGED' MICRO FARAD WAS UNABLE TO EXCITE HIS TRANSFORMER SO

THEY ENDED UP REVERSING POLARITY AND BLOWING EACH OTHERS FUSES.........

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